A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.
I've got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
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You know the one that's always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup? What about her?
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Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed